This is just for fun, so just enjoy reading my rant and don’t take it seriously. The Norwegian film series, Troll 1 and Troll II, which depicts the mythological creature of Scandinavian lore, awakening from its hibernation deep underground and the excitement that ensues, sparked another idea - and as with all writers I take license with that magical force called imagination to weave another plot, possibly for Troll 3. Imagine this version. The heroine of the film, a Norwegian